May
16
2007
0

List of the day: “Enfamil”

This must be a shopping list for Jim Jarmusch’s new film, “Formula and Cigarettes.” If not, I feel sorry for that poor baby. Stop smoking, bad mom! This is in the “Sad Lists” chapter on page 52.
Formula and cigarettes

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May
15
2007
0

List of the day: “Popcycles”

“Popcycles” — they’re cold … and FAST!!!
Popcycles

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May
14
2007
0

List of the day: “Poop bags”

Yep. Poop bags.
Poop bags

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May
13
2007
0

List of the day: “1/2 and 1/2″

Straight-Edge caffeine freak?
Half and half

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May
12
2007
1

List of the day: “Spaghetti”

Now, if you know you’re having spaghetti, why do you even need to make this list?
Spaghetti

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May
11
2007
0

List of the day: “Find plastic surgeon”

I’ll be nice today. No comment.
Find plastic surgeon

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May
10
2007
0

List of the day: “Groceries”

Well, duh!
Groceries

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May
09
2007
0

List of the day: “Cream of salary soup”

This is one of the original lists from the collection: #15, in fact! And here’s my requisite smart-ass comment: “Two cans of ‘cream of salary soup.’ Now that’s just like eating money.” Ha! This is another bonus, web-only list that didn’t end up in the book.
Cream of salary soup

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May
08
2007
0

List of the day: “Tissues…”

Hmmm. “Tissues. Oil. AAA batteries.” What could they have planned? Maybe they need to lubricate their automatic tissue dispenser. Or maybe… hey! Oh! Nevermind! :-0
Tissues…
(This one appears in the “Paaar-ty!” chapter on page 43. As in, you know, private party!)

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May
07
2007
0

List of the day: “No lunch meat”

Yep. This one’s not in the book, so consider it a free bonus!
No lunch meat

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May
06
2007
0

List of the day: “Buttmilk”

“Next time you go shopping, please get some buttmilk. I like the store-bought kind much better than my homemade stuff.” This one appears in the “Just Plain Funny” chapter, on page 8.Buttmilk

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May
05
2007
0

List of the day: “Oreo B Interdental Refills”

“Oreo B Interdental Refills” — now I don’t know what an interdental refill is, but I am sure they are more fun to use if they’re made out of Oreos. Also, “bourbin.” This list appears in the “Just Plain Funny” chapter, right up from on page 4!
Oreo B Interdental Refills

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May
04
2007
0

List of the day: Heart attack. ✔

This artery clogging wonder appears on page 183 of the book, in the “Eating Wrong” chapter.
Heart attack

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May
03
2007
0

List of the day: “Close hangers”

I love this one. I mean, heck, they actually spelled “clothes” like this: “close.” How completely pathetically awesome is that? Darn so. This one is from the very early days of the Grocery List Collection. I couldn’t find the original so it didn’t make it into the book which is why I present it to you here:
Close hangers

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May
02
2007
0

List of the day: “Tush cleaner”

Since yesterday’s list of the day was, um, hygiene oriented, let’s stick with that theme and scrub the other side! Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you: Tush Cleaner! This one appears in the book on page 7, in the “Just Plain Funny” chapter.
Tush cleaner

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