MILK EGGS VODKA [By Bill Keaggy] » List of the day http://milkeggsvodka.com/blog This site is all about the awesome, hilarious, weird book "Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found," published by HOW Books. Sun, 06 Nov 2011 15:29:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 List of the day: “Pine Soul” http://milkeggsvodka.com/blog/2007/05/31/list-of-the-day-pine-soul/ http://milkeggsvodka.com/blog/2007/05/31/list-of-the-day-pine-soul/#comments Thu, 31 May 2007 18:20:32 +0000 Bill Keaggy http://milkeggsvodka.com/blog/2007/05/31/list-of-the-day-pine-soul/ I like this list because someone is obviously trying to start a new home.

List of the day: “Pine Soul”

And with that, I’ll call it a wrap on the List of the Day for May (every day). I’ll be posting more here and there…

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List of the day: “Toilet paper”

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List of the day: Nest Tea

]]> http://milkeggsvodka.com/blog/2007/05/29/list-of-the-day-nest-tea/feed/ 0 List of the day: “Character is destiny” http://milkeggsvodka.com/blog/2007/05/28/list-of-the-day-character-is-destiny/ http://milkeggsvodka.com/blog/2007/05/28/list-of-the-day-character-is-destiny/#comments Mon, 28 May 2007 11:35:39 +0000 Bill Keaggy http://milkeggsvodka.com/blog/2007/05/28/list-of-the-day-character-is-destiny/ Multi-tasking is good. You can go grocery shopping and remind yourself that it’s not your fault you’re a loser at the same time! (See note at bottom of list.)
Character is destiny

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I can’t believe it’s not better

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Shiek/Sheik

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P-Nuts

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Bannes

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Buttmilk

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Hamburgg

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Douche

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Smokes

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