MILK EGGS VODKA [By Bill Keaggy]

Check this out! I got this awesome email from happy “Milk Eggs Vodka” reader named Bree:

Greetings!

While I sit here on October 1st, anxiously awaiting the free book alert that always alludes me, I thought I’d send you a note.

I’ve been reading your site for quite some time. It’s rather funny, of course, and it has taught me to reevaluate my odd grocery lists in the off-chance someone might encounter it and send it in for all the public to see and mock/reenact my purchases. And while it appears on nearly every list I write, I don’t think “food” is descriptive enough for people to stalk my buying habits.

On to my point… my sister’s birthday was quickly approaching this past July, and being the good younger sister that I am, I purchased her an assortment of presents: a t-shirt, lamp and a book—your book.

Upon my birthday visit to her, she also had an assortment of belated presents for me—though her collection of gifts put mine to shame, save for one item. Milk Eggs Vodka! We bought each other the same book! You can only imagine my delight and excitement to know that she had already experienced this book and that she wanted to share it with me. And honestly, I was jealous of having to part with the book that I had purchased for her. But in the end, we both won.

Milk Eggs Vodka for everyone!

Thanks for the quirky book. I look forward to sharing it with others, too.

PS: The best way to find out about the free book alert before everyone else is to sign up for my monthly email newsletter. Huzzah!