List of the day: “Kill deer”
Not a grocery list, but a hunter’s to-do list. I mean, the marriage is pretty much doomed if you have to remind yourself to “Say goodbye to wife” — right? And you must not be very good at hunting if you have to remind yourself to kill the deer. Twice. Ha! Actually, Killdeer is a town in North Dakota, but it’s funnier to pretend he was reminding himself to kill a deer, right?
